I do not like to share.

I know that this is an important skill to teach and to learn, and I make sure my kids share, but I’m not a fan. I’m not an only child, so I don’t really know where it comes from, but I do not like to share.

My whole theory is, if you wanted some of my food, then you should have gotten it too. If you wanted a sip, get a glass. If you were cold, get a blanket. It’s not like I don’t have plenty in my house to go around.

I’ve had to ease up on my “sharing issues” since I’ve been married and had kids. I swear it’s in the male DNA that makes them want whatever I have. Seriously? What’s mine is MINE!

Why do the men in my life always want what I have? I’m the only girl in the house (including the dog and cat). Let me have my own things! I don’t try to take their things…what’s mine is MINE!

For example, the covers. This is something that all married couples quarrel about…someone is clearly the “cover hog” in the relationship. In mine, it’s my husband all the way. Maybe it’s because he’s stronger than me, but I always find myself in a struggle to keep under the covers.

Another prime example is the remote. Seriously. I could be sitting all comfy on the couch watching one of my Real Housewives or cooking shows with no one around. All of a sudden, my husband plops down, grabs the remote and changes the channel! Imagine if I did that to him…

My BIGGEST pet peeve is when he steals my snacks! Any snack I have every male in my house wants a piece of it. GO GET YOUR OWN! Between my chips, french fries and my latest obsession NEW Skinny Cow Chocolately Dipped Ice Cream Sandwiches.

 

Imagine creamy vanilla ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate wafers and veiled in a rich, chocolatey coating…ahhhh HEAVEN! Now imagine going to the freezer for this chocolately bliss and finding the empty box. That is what I face. It’s coming to the point where I have to hide out like a fugitive when everyone else is not in the room to enjoy my Skinny Cow!

Honestly, I don’t blame my husband (or my kids for that matter) for wanting my Skinny Cow Chocolately Dipped Ice Cream Sandwiches. I guess they aren’t just for women, they can be an indulgence for all. I mean, creamy ice cream with chocolate wafers fully dipped in a thick, velvety, chocolatey coating….I have to go get one now!

Thankfully, I’m not the only woman who has to go through the constant stealing sharing of my things. A new study by Skinny Cow shows the various ways men “borrow” from women.

Skinny Cow Chocolately Dipped Ice Cream Sandwiches comes in 3 delicious flavors: Vanilla Bean Dream, Ultimate Chocolate and Creamy Caramel. Find a store near you.

 

Moral of the story: keep more than one box of  Skinny Cow Chocolately Dipped Ice Cream Sandwiches in your freezer so you don’t have to share!

 

 

I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.